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In Mexico we have a word for sushi.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
It's a fine night to have an evening.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
I Xeroxed my watch.
Now I have time to spare.
Now I have time to spare.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
On the other hand,
you have different fingers.
you have different fingers.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
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