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This isn't all true.
What do batteries run on?
I had amnesia once or twice.
So what's the speed of dark?
I had my coat hangers spayed.
What are imitation rhinestones?
I can't stop thinking like this.
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
My dog is an East German Shepherd.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
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