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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from?
where does baby oil come from?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled,
how would we know?
how would we know?
I saw a subliminal advertising executive,
but only for a second.
but only for a second.
I bought some powdered water,
but I don't know what to add to it.
but I don't know what to add to it.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine.
Now I can only FAX collect.
Now I can only FAX collect.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If you tell a joke in the forest,
but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
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