Steven Wright

United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian

I didn't get a toy train like the other kids.
I got a toy subway instead.
You couldn't see anything, but every now and then
you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
Essays
On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
Essays